vacationing in Colorado
I’m not going there she said can you please change the channel there must be more to life than current events sapping all your energy we had just sat down at a local dispensary having ordered two...
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baseball game streaming live on a.m. radio I’m in my bedroom in full uniform practicing my grip on brand new ash bat not too tight but not too light coach would tell me you should see how robinson and...
View Articlefirst bounce or fly
the light continues to reflect off anything in its path and I’m here to soak it all in nothing seems to be working the clocks are stuck again all within plus or minus fifty years meanwhile I sit just...
View Articlerunner in scoring position
it’s midsummer on a saturday night the stadium lights attracting every flying insect within 500 nanometers first batter already on first base thanks to beckert’s fielding error brock’s not getting...
View Articlewith runners in scoring position
all the seats are empty but that’s not stopping the runners on first & second from stretching their lead the pitcher steps off the rubber and everyone relaxes somebody’s yelling ‘cold beer here’...
View ArticleLosing a whole year
I’ve seen this before it’s what some call a repeat déjà vu if you will like a herd of elephants lumbering across the sky I’ve seen this before magically recasted to the TV runners on second &...
View Articlewhen straying from the science
when running your hardest to first base you should not go air-bound on that final step stretching & suspended will only slow you down that is the simple science of it yet so few runners actually...
View Articlethe last of the subway series
going into the eighth anything could happen for you see the fat lady has yet to sing yogi nods to casey who pulls the starter & that’s when it all starts to unravel the say-hey kid dancing around...
View Articleeffectively wild
I’m not interested in your conspiracy theories I’m mainly focused on craft beer & baseball although your fantasies are intriguing I’m spending the bulk of my time stealing signs & putting...
View Articlethe comeback
it’s the bottom of the eighth and the home team is down by one the partial crowd infused by fake news & alcohol refuses to deny that back-to-back homers will send them into delirium...
View Articlerain delay
let’s break it up boys and so the huddle at the mound gives way to an impending fastball the home plate umpire calls it a strike —he’s a regular douchebag the stadium is jam-packed copping a buzz on...
View Articleoctober baseball
it’s mid october & they’re still playing baseball whether streaming online or at triple play park where they added a fourth diamond two seasons ago the players seen on devices are real grown men...
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